Week 2, Day 1: Scrub your sinks (and the dreaded toilet)

Anyone heard of Fly Lady? Neat site, based around a fairy godmother instead of pirates. I like it, though I've never managed to follow the program very well. At any rate, the first thing you do is shine your sink.
Well, it wasn't the first thing we did. But today, it's time to venture into the realm of real fear: seek out and clean all of your sinks and toilets, those lands of dragons and lost souls that we are so tempted to write off as hostile territory, unclaimable by mankind. But fear not my friend. Put on an inspiring album, or an engrossing (heh. enGROSSing) storytape and get to it! Be brave in the face of adversity, like a good pirate, and before you know it, the battle will be won!

Achievement: You know those crazy wand things with the sponges on the end that you can fill with soap? Those are great for washing sinks. Not so much toilets. Get an actual toilet brush for that; you want something with a long handle so the Loch Bowl Monster doesn't climb out and bite you.

My theory is that one of these lives in every toilet. What do they want? Where do they come from? Are they bent on world domination, or are they just misunderstood? The world may never now.